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What Should Claire Wear to Alma-jandro’s Monster Ball?

First Friday is coming up in just 48 hours, which means it’s time for our favorite of the vice presidential duties: Help Claire decide what to wear to First Friday! As you may know, the theme this week is Alma-jandro’s Monster Ball, and it was particularly inspiring to our secret official vice-presidential dressers.   The way it works:  we post two outfit choices with snarky descriptions, you vote on your favorite (also with snarky comments), and then  Claire wears whichever gets the most votes!  So let’s go!

Our first look features a fabulous blue (for Columbia) satin cocktail dress and a Claire that’s ready to shine in the first formal-wear first Friday in living memory.  Beware, she may look like a prissy prude, but that bump-it is in more than just her hair.  She’s a homecoming queen that gives her highness lady gaga a run for her money.

Our second, Alejandro inspired ensemble is slightly more covered, but with that sexy latin ruffle, fishnets, and intimidatingly precarious heels, this Claire is definitely “not your babe, Fernando”

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10 thoughts on “What Should Claire Wear to Alma-jandro’s Monster Ball?

  1. Oh my gosh! How does a girl choose? I guess I’ll have to go with number one, but the tipping factor for me was the last sentence of the description:

    “She’s a homecoming queen that gives her highness lady gaga a run for her money.”

    AH-MAZING! Are you sure you’re in SEAS? That was fucking poetic! WERQ!

  2. Sean, Ariana wrote this. Sorry to break your heart, but she’s way awesomer than I am.

    THOUGH I PROMISE I AM GOOD WITH WORDS

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